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I have a completely insane and infuriating professor this semester. You all know the "Would you rather" game? You have to choose between two options and they're both horrible. I played that with myself on one of my pages of lecture notes. Here are the best ones:
I'd rather ___________________ than be in this class.
--spend an entire morning cutting down plants covered in spider mites
--read Lord of the Flies
--read Gossip Girl
--watch National Treasure 2
--clean my grandmother's house [she was Queen of the Packrats]
--work on freshman move-in day at the college bookstore I used to work at
--be on a subway during the peak of rush hour
--pay bills
--go shoe shopping [I hate shoe shopping]
I'd rather ___________________ than be in this class.
--spend an entire morning cutting down plants covered in spider mites
--read Lord of the Flies
--read Gossip Girl
--watch National Treasure 2
--clean my grandmother's house [she was Queen of the Packrats]
--work on freshman move-in day at the college bookstore I used to work at
--be on a subway during the peak of rush hour
--pay bills
--go shoe shopping [I hate shoe shopping]