Beethoven was an alien spy

Last night I went with the family to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I had a lot of fun watching it, though I almost never wore the 3D glasses (too big for my head and they didn't really fit over my regular glasses).

Before I dig into the movie, I need to talk about previews. Out of the five previews we saw, the plots of the first two revolved around women being attacked, and in the third the only woman featured was a mobster's girlfriend that our antihero falls in love/lust with. Drop dead, Hollywood. (I will say that one of the "female victim" movies features a woman and two men in an apparently stable and happy threesome, which really surprised me.)

( onto the spoiler filled movie reactions )