Jack the Giant Slayer
Sep. 26th, 2013 08:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amelia_petkovaI watched this for the first time recently and it was all right. There were some stupid things about it and some boring elements, but there were also some funny bits and I liked watching the beanstalks grow. If you haven't seen this movie, in it there is a crown made from a giant's heart and whichever human has it can control the giants. Part of the movie's action has been regaining the crown from an evil human who stole it.
So the princess and Jack get the crown back and come out of the castle when the giants are about to eat everybody and...Jack is the one who puts the crown on. I HATE YOU SO MUCH, MOVIE. THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE FILM WE'VE HAD A PRINCESS WHO WANTS TO LEARN TO RULE HER PEOPLE PROPERLY AND YOU LET THE GUY WHO ACCIDENTALLY CAUSED ALL THE TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE WEAR IT, WHY CAN'T A PRINCESS BE A HERO ANYWAY? I could have guessed that would happen, since Jack is the title character, but it still pisses me off.
So the princess and Jack get the crown back and come out of the castle when the giants are about to eat everybody and...Jack is the one who puts the crown on. I HATE YOU SO MUCH, MOVIE. THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE FILM WE'VE HAD A PRINCESS WHO WANTS TO LEARN TO RULE HER PEOPLE PROPERLY AND YOU LET THE GUY WHO ACCIDENTALLY CAUSED ALL THE TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE WEAR IT, WHY CAN'T A PRINCESS BE A HERO ANYWAY? I could have guessed that would happen, since Jack is the title character, but it still pisses me off.
