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amelia_petkovaWhat it says in the subject line. I might add to this list in the future.
Things I Have Learned From The Decemberists
General
--If you fall in love, you will die.
--You will die by drowning.
*This is not dependent on being in love.
--Rhymes do not have to make sense.
Castaways and Cutouts
--If your mother is raising you single-handed and you live in a port town, don’t ask how she pays for the groceries.
Picaresque
--If a man says that he wants to show you the White Cliffs of Dover, bring a parachute.
The Crane Wife
--If your wife tells you not to watch her while she works and you do so anyway, anything that happens next is your own fault/don’t expect her to stick around.
The Hazards of Love
--Foxglove is not meant for human consumption. (I already knew this but it’s a good fact to remember.)
--Bring contraceptives if you go deer hunting.
--Make sure that the mother of your new boyfriend isn’t a forest goddess.
--Child abusers get what they deserve.
Let me know if you think of anything that I've left out! (Note: I have listened to most but not all of the Decemberists' albums.)
Things I Have Learned From The Decemberists
General
--If you fall in love, you will die.
--You will die by drowning.
*This is not dependent on being in love.
--Rhymes do not have to make sense.
Castaways and Cutouts
--If your mother is raising you single-handed and you live in a port town, don’t ask how she pays for the groceries.
Picaresque
--If a man says that he wants to show you the White Cliffs of Dover, bring a parachute.
The Crane Wife
--If your wife tells you not to watch her while she works and you do so anyway, anything that happens next is your own fault/don’t expect her to stick around.
The Hazards of Love
--Foxglove is not meant for human consumption. (I already knew this but it’s a good fact to remember.)
--Bring contraceptives if you go deer hunting.
--Make sure that the mother of your new boyfriend isn’t a forest goddess.
--Child abusers get what they deserve.
Let me know if you think of anything that I've left out! (Note: I have listened to most but not all of the Decemberists' albums.)
