some Easter fluff
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amelia_petkovaTitle: The Meaning of Easter
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Humor
Summary: John Winchester tries to explain Easter to him sons. Pastor Jim doesn’t think he’s doing it right.
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters from Supernatural
John Winchester looked his sons in the eyes. He said, “The Easter Bunny does not exist.”
“But what about the one we saw at the mall?” Sam asked.
“That was a person in a costume. If you ever see a real six-foot tall rabbit that talks, you shoot it.”
“Does this mean we’re not getting any candy?” Dean asked.
Pastor Jim took over. “Boys, Easter wasn’t originally about candy and rabbits. It’s meant to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.”
“What’s that?” Sam asked, frowning over the unfamiliar term.
“It means that he rose from the dead.”
Dean perked up. “Jesus is a zombie?”
“No.”
“But you said he came back from the dead,” Dean repeated. Beside him, Sam was starting to look excited as well.
Pastor Jim shot John a look promising a later lecture on how to properly educate small children on the differences between Church teachings and Hunter lore. “Jesus is not a zombie. He died on Good Friday and came back three days later. You’ll hear more about it at the service tomorrow. Now, why don’t you go outside? You can help Caleb hide the Easter eggs.”
The boys ran out. Pastor Jim looked at John. “Next time, just let me handle it from the beginning.”
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Humor
Summary: John Winchester tries to explain Easter to him sons. Pastor Jim doesn’t think he’s doing it right.
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters from Supernatural
John Winchester looked his sons in the eyes. He said, “The Easter Bunny does not exist.”
“But what about the one we saw at the mall?” Sam asked.
“That was a person in a costume. If you ever see a real six-foot tall rabbit that talks, you shoot it.”
“Does this mean we’re not getting any candy?” Dean asked.
Pastor Jim took over. “Boys, Easter wasn’t originally about candy and rabbits. It’s meant to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.”
“What’s that?” Sam asked, frowning over the unfamiliar term.
“It means that he rose from the dead.”
Dean perked up. “Jesus is a zombie?”
“No.”
“But you said he came back from the dead,” Dean repeated. Beside him, Sam was starting to look excited as well.
Pastor Jim shot John a look promising a later lecture on how to properly educate small children on the differences between Church teachings and Hunter lore. “Jesus is not a zombie. He died on Good Friday and came back three days later. You’ll hear more about it at the service tomorrow. Now, why don’t you go outside? You can help Caleb hide the Easter eggs.”
The boys ran out. Pastor Jim looked at John. “Next time, just let me handle it from the beginning.”
