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amelia_petkova) wrote2015-02-02 07:24 pm
amelia_petkova) wrote2015-02-02 07:24 pm
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a few drabbles: Carmilla (web series) and Labyrinth
Have some drabbles, everyone! All three are humorous.
Title: Seduction Eyes
Fandom: Carmilla (web series)
Summary: Episode 17 AU. On the night of luau, the calvalry arrives a few minutes later and everything changes.
“Dammit, would you get that open?” Danny demanded. “She could be killing Laura right now!”
“I’m working on it!” LaFontaine wiggled a wire in the lock. “This thing’s really old and rusty.”
“Maybe they already left for the party and decided to lock the door behind them,” Perry suggested.
“Got it!”
The redheads stormed in but froze at the sight before them.
“Hi,” Laura said in a small voice. Carmilla smirked as she pulled Laura closer. Laura squeaked. “So…we may have to change the plan a bit.”
LaFontaine and Perry wisely hit the floor. Laura’s Tardis mug would never recover.
Title: Say Your Right Words
Fandom: Labyrinth
Summary: Misspoken lines on the set of “Labyrinth” have serious consequences for Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.
Jennifer paced behind the trailers. “‘I wish the goblins would take you away.’ No, that’s not right. ‘I wish the goblins would bring you away with them.’ That’s still not it!”
“Shouldn’t you be saying, ‘Damn. I can never remember that line’?”
Jennifer spun around. David was grinning at her. “Having trouble memorizing?”
“A little.”
“It’s okay if you flub your dialogue. Everyone does it.”
She laughed. “How’s this: ‘I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away.’”
Jennifer’s vision went dark. When her eyes cleared, there was only space where her co-star had stood.
“Um, David? David?”
Title: That’s Not Fair
Fandom: Labyrinth
Summary: Urban legend has it that if you look into a mirror and say “That’s not fair” three times, the Goblin King appear. But what happens after you say your right words?
The girl glanced at the directions on her phone. They were perfectly clear. The post didn’t have any comments, but that made sense if her destination didn’t have Internet.
She looked at her reflection in the bathroom mirror. “That’s not fair. That’s not fair. That’s not fair.”
A spark of light blossomed in the mirror until the handsome Goblin King looked out from the glass. He extended a hand. She took it and allowed him to pull her through.
The girl fell with a splash.
A sign next to the Bog of Eternal Stench now read, “LABYRINTH: 127 -- HUMANS: 0”.
Title: Seduction Eyes
Fandom: Carmilla (web series)
Summary: Episode 17 AU. On the night of luau, the calvalry arrives a few minutes later and everything changes.
“Dammit, would you get that open?” Danny demanded. “She could be killing Laura right now!”
“I’m working on it!” LaFontaine wiggled a wire in the lock. “This thing’s really old and rusty.”
“Maybe they already left for the party and decided to lock the door behind them,” Perry suggested.
“Got it!”
The redheads stormed in but froze at the sight before them.
“Hi,” Laura said in a small voice. Carmilla smirked as she pulled Laura closer. Laura squeaked. “So…we may have to change the plan a bit.”
LaFontaine and Perry wisely hit the floor. Laura’s Tardis mug would never recover.
Title: Say Your Right Words
Fandom: Labyrinth
Summary: Misspoken lines on the set of “Labyrinth” have serious consequences for Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.
Jennifer paced behind the trailers. “‘I wish the goblins would take you away.’ No, that’s not right. ‘I wish the goblins would bring you away with them.’ That’s still not it!”
“Shouldn’t you be saying, ‘Damn. I can never remember that line’?”
Jennifer spun around. David was grinning at her. “Having trouble memorizing?”
“A little.”
“It’s okay if you flub your dialogue. Everyone does it.”
She laughed. “How’s this: ‘I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away.’”
Jennifer’s vision went dark. When her eyes cleared, there was only space where her co-star had stood.
“Um, David? David?”
Title: That’s Not Fair
Fandom: Labyrinth
Summary: Urban legend has it that if you look into a mirror and say “That’s not fair” three times, the Goblin King appear. But what happens after you say your right words?
The girl glanced at the directions on her phone. They were perfectly clear. The post didn’t have any comments, but that made sense if her destination didn’t have Internet.
She looked at her reflection in the bathroom mirror. “That’s not fair. That’s not fair. That’s not fair.”
A spark of light blossomed in the mirror until the handsome Goblin King looked out from the glass. He extended a hand. She took it and allowed him to pull her through.
The girl fell with a splash.
A sign next to the Bog of Eternal Stench now read, “LABYRINTH: 127 -- HUMANS: 0”.