I now firmly believe that Amy gets tons of fan mail (she doesn't let her parents or Mistress Pimm see it). Much of it is by people who don't get that these are real people or who don't care. "Why aren't Jacky and Jaimy married yet?" "Jacky and Clarissa should hook up!" "Rebecca 4ever!" "Flashby sucks!" "Omg Jaimy is soooooooo cute." "When in the next book coming out?" Only in, you know, 19th century language.

...I so need to write this. If you never hear from me again, it's because I busted a gut while laughing.