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amelia_petkova ([personal profile] amelia_petkova) wrote2010-10-31 05:02 pm

bad Disney

Yesterday I made the mistake of watching about five minutes of Disney's adaptation of The Black Cauldron from the 1980s. I'd heard that it sucked of course, but...

SO BAD SO VERY VERY BAD.

Fflewddur Fflam's an elderly moron, Gurgi looks like a Shih Tzu, and Eilonwy is blonde and has no personality whatsoever. The Fair Folk are flying, glowing fairies that are around the size of fireflies.

Disney, you bastards!