short, sloppy, and to the point

[amelia_petkova]

I wrote this sometime last school year, when I happened to see the movie on TV.

Underworld Parody Summary
Kraven: Viktorrrr, Selene won´t date me!
Selene: Viktorrrr, Kraven won´t leave me along!
Lucian: Mwahahahahaha.
Michael: What the hell is going on?